What Are The Best Auto Names For Dogs?

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12/17/2013 at 11:20 • Filed to: Doglopnik, QOTD

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It is no secret that Oppo is a land of dog lovers. Last night !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . So that got me thinking...what would be the best auto related names for our canine companions? And what breed would they match up to? Mixed and mutts are welcome as always.

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Even though Corgis seems to be the unofficial mascot of Oppo I am a Dacshund man myself. This is Petey the Dacshs-hoon...if I could do it all over again and convince the wife to name him something car related I think I would go with Ferry.

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A few reasons 1. They are both German. 2. Porsche's have a low center of gravity as do Doxies 3. Ferry was stubborn in the fact that he wanted to make a car with the engine in the "wrong" place and Dachsunds can be stubborn little buggers.

So what say you Oppo...what is your match-up for car name and a pooch?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:21

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Shelby


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:24

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I've wanted to name one Balboni, but I don't have a dog...


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:25

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Wilhelm


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:26

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Pontiac


Kinja'd!!! Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:28

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Cuda.

Not Barracuda, just Cuda.

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Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:29

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Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:34

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My previous pup was named CJ


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > William Byrd
12/17/2013 at 11:43

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Yes, Shelby...............always.


Kinja'd!!! Once_upon_a_pvt > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 11:45

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Silvia. Or W.R. Rex. Or Rover, but that's too easy.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Tom McParland
12/17/2013 at 15:48

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Swinger, Phantom, 'Rari, Delta


Kinja'd!!! texasfordfan > Tom McParland
12/18/2013 at 13:45

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My German Shepherd/Rottweiler is named Ranger. Named after the West Point mule, because both my parents went there. Also I am a Ford person, so I have more than one reason.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Tom McParland
12/18/2013 at 14:25

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Oliver, Bob, Roger


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > Tom McParland
12/18/2013 at 21:29

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How has no one said Chevy yet? That seems to be a great name for a Golden Retriever/Lab

I'm pretty damn sure I've come across a dog named Honda. Not saying it is good, just pointing it out. My friend has a dog named Bentley, doubtful it's car related though.

Apex
Auto
Axle
Cooper
Ranger
Rover
Diesel
Holley
Ranger
Dakota


Kinja'd!!! D4 BCK > William Byrd
12/18/2013 at 22:12

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Agreed, my auntie & uncle have two Border Collies, Shelby and Ella (Eleanor).


Kinja'd!!! NoahthePorscheGuy > Tom McParland
12/18/2013 at 22:25

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Not really a car name, but close enough. My friend named his dog Senna.


Kinja'd!!! TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Tom McParland
12/19/2013 at 00:51

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There is a nice lab mix near here named Olds.

Seems like a solid name. I would have called him LSS, but Olds rolls off the tongue.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tom McParland
12/19/2013 at 08:58

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Horacio (Pagani)


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Tom McParland
12/19/2013 at 10:15

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Clarkson*

Boxer

Torque

Daytona*

Chevette

Rallye

Trans-Am

Avant* (for a poodle or fancy dog)

Coupe/Cooper

Finn

Hoon

Bumper (for a dog you dont think'll last long on a busy road)

dubious...

?Camino

?Hemi

*my favorites


Kinja'd!!! ocburritt > Tom McParland
05/13/2014 at 12:43

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I just got a Husky and named her Agera (Koenigsegg Agera R)